The Non Gardener's Guide to
Gardening!!!!
When it comes to gardening the Steward
household is divided. Peter admits openly that he doesn't enjoy it unless
it's taking a wild patch and clearing it. The artistic side of gardening
has always been beyond him and he likes nothing less than having to go out
in the cold wind on a winter's day to clear leaves and debris from the
trees.
Anne on the other hand enjoys being out in
the open and creating something worthwhile. So Peter does the hard
labouring kind of stuff and Anne creates pretty flowers etc.
A simplistic view maybe but then there was
a further disagreement between them and in many ways it was a strange turn
about. Every year Hethersett has an open gardens' day when the public
visit plots throughout the village. Alongside this is a competition which
is split into a number of areas including best overall garden, best patio,
best baskets etc.
Peter had decided that in 2008 we should
enter this competition. Anne's not so keen. Whether we make it is open to
discussion is well open to discussion. Whatever happens, and you'll be the
first to know, we have decided to take photos of the garden throughout
2008 to show the different seasons and the different levels of untidiness.
Peter will accompany this with the idiot's guide to gardening. Don't
expect any Latin names or clever technical terms here. Peter is just keen
to prove that a non gardener can produce a garden without having any idea
whatsoever about what he is doing.
So we start in January:
In January I mostly put off gardening
(surprise, surprise). Rain and high winds made it easier to stay inside
once the winter leaves had fallen from the apple trees inside the garden
and the large oak tree at the bottom. I was glad of the heavy winds as it
blew many of the oak leaves into other people's gardens and so there
seemed many less to pick up. The winds did take a couple of fence panels
with them as well but no gain without pain as they say.
On a bright and sunny Saturday morning
towards the middle of the month (well the 12th actually) I popped out with
my new Canon Digital camera to start the monthly photographic log. The
things on the right hand side of the garden seemed to have died and for
some reason the Christmas tree still stood in a pot near the back door.
Actually Anne can't bare to be parted from this festive reminder. We buy
this special kind of tree where the needles don't drop off. So it looks as
fit and healthy when we take it down on 12th night as it does on Christmas
Day. And there is the problem. Anne insists we can enjoy it for a while
longer by adding it to the garden which already seems to have too much in
it since we had it landscaped a few years ago.
Last year she had me planting it in the
back. I told her it wouldn't live. She wouldn't believe me even when I
explained that it had no roots. I think she believed the fairy of garden
growth would somehow turn the block of wood that was its end into
something that would grow and flourish. By the spring most of the needles
had gone and it was looking decidedly brown when I decided enough was
enough and cut it into little pieces and placed it into the garden
re-cycling bin.
Anyway on the photos you will be able to
see this Christmas' (or should that be last Christmas') tree? Elsewhere
it's all pretty dismal and shows the amount of trimming that needs to be
done - when the weather improves of course. Click on the photos to see a
large image.
 |
 |
 |
|
Those things on the right are in the
photograph on the right |
 |
 |
 |
|
Everything seems to be grey in January. |
 |
 |
 |
|
Note washing line and Christmas tree
strategically placed in centre photograph.
Well the onerous job of trimming and cutting back
officially started on Tuesday 22nd January so I must mark this as
the beginning of the gardening season. The right hand bed is now
greatly thinned out ready to be dug over. That's a great
advancement but of course it's still a work in progress and when
the right hand bed is in order it still leaves the left hand front
bed, the left hand back bed, the right hand back bed, the centre
area and the front garden to do.
February 2008 The weather in
February was certainly kind - but not that kind for gardening. They
may sound like a contradiction in terms, but it isn't meant to be.
It's been relatively mild but there has been frost and high winds. It
all means that certain flowers like the daffodil think that spring
has sprung, poke their heads above the parapet and then wilt in sub
zero temperatures. The winds etc meant that the
gardening was restricted to general cutting down and tidying up as
we mark time before the spring and the work really gets underway.
March 2008 |